Hey, you! Yes, YOU!
Do YOU ever feel like a PLASTIC BAG? DRIFTING through the WIND? Wanting to START AGAIN?
When Katy Perry penned her classic 2010 hit single ‘Firework’, she spoke for all of us. And we at INGCORP™ listened. Enthusiastically.
Introducing the BRAND spanking new GIGA® - the WONDER concoction DESIGNED to SHARPEN your MIND and get YOU - yes, YOU - back on the GRIND.
GIGA® has been SCIENTIFICALLY engineered using the latest post-nuclear hydration technologies to help you ACHIEVE your TRUE potential - and that’s a certified FACT™.
The THOUSANDS of electrolytes PACKED into every bottle of GIGA® ensure you’ll be BUZZING from the first SIP. You’ll be on your FEET and ready to HUSTLE - this beverage packs one HELL of a punch!
With the RAW energy of GIGA® coursing through your ARTERIES, you’ll be ready to take on the WORLD - and WIN.
And don’t just take OUR word for it – listen to what one of our MILLIONS of satisfied customers has to say about GIGA®
“It’s totally changed my life. I was struggling to cope at work and my mental health had deteriorated. That’s when GIGA® came into my life. It helped me rebuild my family and my flagging career in management consultancy. I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say it saved me from myself.”
Marie*, 45, New Worcester. (via Yelp)
Thanks for the kind words, Marie*!
*Not her real name
So, why not try GIGA® yourself?
THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER.
RED-HOT OFFER: starting NEXT WEEK, all Digitalis citizens will receive a complimentary starter pack of x500 GIGA® units!
FILL THE VOID IN YOUR SOUL WITH GIGA®
WARNING: excessive consumption can lead to drowsiness, bronchospasms, diabetes, jaundice, epilepsy, nerve damage, dizziness and death. Not for use by children under 12.